It's not going to happen ...
I'm not going to stop my son's behavior
because it makes "you" feel uncomfortable
I am NOT embarrassed of my son
I will NOT apologize - ever NEVER ever again
It is unacceptable for my son to practice being "neurotypical"
to "fit-in" to what society deems as "normal behavior"
I do not give a shit
if you think my kid is weird
he will always be cooler ... he will always be happier
he will always be better
your kid is an asshole ... so good luck with that